Victim #4 was discovered at the foot of my bed last week. After a quick interview with a five year old witness, it was determined that the victim's name was "Mermaidia." She was in fact a mermaid. And like a fish out of water, she was simply not able to survive on dry land.In addition, the poor girl's flipper had been gnawed off by some sort of sea creature. Her long arms remained outstretched as if to say, "Help me, please." It was a sad day for all who call the ocean their home.