Wednesday, February 10, 2010

CSI: Barbie

Victim #4 was discovered at the foot of my bed last week. After a quick interview with a five year old witness, it was determined that the victim's name was "Mermaidia." She was in fact a mermaid. And like a fish out of water, she was simply not able to survive on dry land.

In addition, the poor girl's flipper had been gnawed off by some sort of sea creature. Her long arms remained outstretched as if to say, "Help me, please." It was a sad day for all who call the ocean their home.

5 comments:

Jacquelyn said...

It seems every Barbie is found with a smile on his or her face. We could learn a lot from Barbie's, such good attitudes. Truely selfless, I'd say.

affectioknit said...

Oh NO!

Heather@WoolandFlax said...

So funny! Corban was reading your blog with me, and he mentioned that we should come visit you..."and take turns dancing." Sounds fun, doesn't it?

k_stin said...

It looks like Mermaid Barbie was in the middle of attempting to dance the macarena when she met her fate.

quidessential said...

This may be your best yet! hehe!! :)